Dank By Definition. · PRE_ROLLS · SINGLES
99 PROBLEMS (7 PACK PRE-ROLL)
$45after tax · NY tax computed on pre-discount price
In stock · 25 available
About this product
The 99 Problems 7-Pack Pre-Roll from Dank By Definition delivers a curated hybrid experience across seven ready-to-light joints. Designed for the smoker who values consistency and convenience, this multi-pack format is an efficient way to explore a balanced hybrid strain without any prep work — ideal for solo sessions or sharing across the week.
What it is
A pre-roll is a factory-rolled cannabis cigarette, ground, filled, and sealed before it reaches you — no grinder, rolling papers, or technique required. The 99 Problems 7-Pack contains seven individual pre-rolls, each delivering the characteristic effects of a hybrid strain: a profile that typically draws from both sativa and indica genetics to offer a middle-ground experience that can suit a range of moods and moments. Hybrid pre-rolls are among the most versatile formats in the cannabis market. Because the flower is already ground and uniformly packed, burn consistency tends to be more predictable than hand-rolling at home. The multi-pack format means you always have a session-ready option on hand without committing to a single large smoke.
Why this matters at ZenZest
Purchasing cannabis from a New York OCM-licensed adult-use retailer like ZenZest means every product on the shelf has passed mandatory state-required testing for potency, pesticides, residual solvents, and microbial contaminants before it reaches you. Dank By Definition products sold at ZenZest arrive through the licensed supply chain, with full traceability from cultivator to sale. That transparency is not available through unlicensed gray-market sources, which remain common across New York City. Whether you shop ZenZest's Queens–Long Island flagship, the Staten Island location, or use same-day delivery to your door, you receive verified, compliant product every time.
Pairings
A hybrid pre-roll sits comfortably across a wide range of occasions. Consider pairing an evening session with a lo-fi or jazz playlist — something unhurried that matches the balanced nature of the strain. For food, light bites work well: charcuterie, fresh fruit, or wood-fired flatbread complement a smoke without overwhelming the palate. The 7-pack format is particularly well suited to a weekend social gathering, a creative work session, or a slow Sunday afternoon where having multiple pre-rolls on hand removes any friction from the experience.
If it's your first time
If this is your first time with pre-rolls or cannabis in general, treat each joint as a single, self-contained session. You do not need to finish the whole pre-roll at once — extinguish it and save the rest. Hybrid strains can produce noticeable effects within minutes of inhalation, so start with a few measured draws, then wait before continuing. New York adult-use cannabis is for consumers 21 and older. When in doubt, start low and go slow.
Frequently asked
How many pre-rolls come in the 99 Problems 7-Pack?+
As the name indicates, the pack contains seven individual pre-rolls. This format is designed to provide multiple ready-to-use sessions in a single purchase, making it more cost-efficient per unit than buying single pre-rolls and convenient for consumers who smoke regularly throughout the week.
What does 'hybrid' mean for a pre-roll strain?+
Hybrid strains are bred from both sativa and indica lineages, meaning the effects typically fall somewhere between the two. Smokers often describe hybrids as versatile — neither exclusively energizing nor sedating — making them a popular choice for daytime or early-evening use when a balanced, approachable experience is the goal.
Is the 99 Problems 7-Pack lab tested?+
Yes. All cannabis products sold at ZenZest are sourced through New York's licensed OCM supply chain and must pass state-mandated laboratory testing for potency, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, and microbial contaminants before they are legal for retail sale. Certificates of analysis are typically available on request at the dispensary.
How should I store pre-rolls to keep them fresh?+
Store pre-rolls in a cool, dark, dry environment — away from direct sunlight, humidity, and heat. The original packaging is usually designed to maintain freshness for a reasonable period. For multi-packs you plan to use over several days or more, a dedicated cannabis storage container with humidity control can help preserve the quality of the remaining joints.
Can I have the 99 Problems 7-Pack delivered to my home in New York?+
ZenZest offers same-day delivery to more than 80 New York ZIP codes. Adult-use cannabis delivery is available to customers 21 and older with valid government-issued ID verification at the door. Check the ZenZest website or contact the store directly to confirm your specific ZIP code is within the current delivery zone.